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Amenities

  • Wheelchair accessible entrance
  • Wheelchair accessible parking lot
  • In-store shopping

East Side Market Reviews - 2

1
Quality
5.0
Location
5.0
Price
4.0
Service
4.5
Gyro Zeppeli

So basically the one time I went to East Side Market I left my credit card with the dude behind the counter and I nearly left it with him but he was kind enough to give it back to me. Anyways the food basically tasted like ash and I broke out in hives for a solid three weeks. But I'd definitely love to get in contact with the 5G aliens that are running this store. Ain't no planet X comin cause ain't no space cause ain't not globe earth. The 5G towers turned me inside out and also turned me into a woman but maybe that's a side effect of all the soy I've been eating. In fact, my dobonhonkeroos started leaking soy milk and after a few minutes they really started to hurt. Sub to my OnlyFans for more flesh turning inside out and Google reviews and I love lasagna

Chauncy J

Pot Hockets

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