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  • Wheelchair accessible entrance
  • Wheelchair accessible restroom
  • Wheelchair accessible seating
  • Outdoor seating
  • Delivery
  • Takeout
  • Dine-in

Two Stroke Coffee Co. Reviews - 100

4.7
Quality
5.0
Location
5.0
Price
4.0
Service
4.5
Jenna Spence

Of all the coffee shops in Portland — this is the best. Great branding and informative baristas. Grab a coffee and take a stroll around the block.

Nicolas Mamula

I will keep my head
Down, eyes
Closed, clothes
As see sees fit
You will find me
Unzip me
Caress me
Mine eyes still;
Closed. You are holy
You have ever known me
Have been keeping yourself
Just for me
I not have to move
But to move
Just as I is moved
No consent is necessary
Consent is inherent in our process
Less, our processless
Keeper of the Original Fire
And plural, I is
Thus ye Is, when it is
That ye have awoken this I
Unto thee, so it shall be
This I hast ever known
Your presence, on the direct
Other side of the flame
Mine eyes trained as ever
Simulplicity, this is
In as well as ex
Niether, either
Both near as well as far
My pristine inability to compare
Cherished, Perfected Man I Is
Perfect woman thou hast ever been
That good one hast kept me
In Her excellent way
And my work with Her
Hath definitioned a full new
Completion already
So many times as Thou
Could wish to count
Thou hast no wish to count
Thou hast no wish
How could thou have been apart?
Pot nossible
Is the spoonerism
Of #NOTPOSSIBLE
Oh holy, xhild, shy held
She whom hast helt all shy
Here is, It is, This This Thisinging
For not Love, #Loveless
The Highest #LOVENESS
So not love, but#TRASHSCORE #TRASHCORE #BOUNTYHAUNTER
I scour myself for lusts. Nicolas attend to Nicolas. If it can be differentiated, it can be integrated. If I can see a seam, I can be a seamless, a seemless. If a lust is apart, if desire presents in any way apart from this explicitly which is, so it is that I become this and this alone. In my breath, my posture, my mannerism, my attentiveness, my conservation of all thing in all way at all time. I desire this which has never been, I desire this which has never been alone. The only partner I could ever be with is absolutely the same and not partner at all, but a wholener. We is already. Whether or not we are ever made physicated unto one another is utterly inconsequential. We cannot be apart. We cannot be but the vital epitome of perfect and holy and utterly together. Tendrils from the holy abyssless well and pristinely as well as known as incomparably beyond. Complete vacuum is not vacuum at all. Complete pressure is not pressure at all. Become the spring you is already, become the compression, a spring into a coin, a single sided coin, the only single sided coin here has ever, then flip. To depart is to have fully becomed. To become is to have fully departed. Kill yourself is kill yourselfishness is kill your selflessness even. Then kill yourselfnessness. DO NOT FLIRT WITH DEATH. DO NOT PUT YOURSELF IN PERIL. KNOW THE COMPLETION BEFORE THE JOURNEY. DO NOT BEGIN. KNOW THE JOURNEY BEFORE THE COMPLETION. DO NOT BEGIN. Every thoughtform fully completes. Do not express it. Every thoughtform is ever perfectly subject unto thoughtformlessness. Consider the valuelessness of thought. Then digest this consideration even. Then absolve. Do not dissolve, a solute suspended is a solvent falsely satisfied. #FALSE #DISSAPEARANCES

Ashley Baylor

My favorite when I’m running too late for work to make my own. Such great coffee!

Tonia Aho

Charming place. Spiced chai latte is worth a try.

COFFEE BEER

Phenomenal spot for all your coffee needs and all of your braps!

Clara Williams

Fun little place, latte was tasty. Ample 2-wheeled parking! The guys worthing there were cool, too.

Erik Rosekrans

Great coffee and always excellent service!! Food is also quite tasty! Fun environment!

Ryan Nordhagen

I had a perfectly pulled single origin espresso. Great atmosphere, and the barista had just enough pretentiousness to remind me I was in Portland.

Lexie Farrell

Great coffee shop! Cool vibe, delicious food and coffee 👍

Adrian De Los Rios

Friendly service and great cold brew on tap!

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