Erie Island Coffee Co.

Showed up in the drive-thru line 10 minutes before they closed, got to the microphone to order 5 minutes before they closed, and they completely ignored me. Rolled up to the window and they had it shut off completely. Horrible customer service. I had never tried this and was going to for the first time. Now I don't think I ever will with customer service this terrible

I am not going to lie, this is my second Google review of this joint. But guess what has two thumbs, two Gmail accounts and doesn't give a flying fart what you think? This guy. Anyways, this place is the best coffee shop to work at on the Westside. There isn't even a debate about that. People say "Paul, what is the best place to work remote on the Westside?" Then I say Erie Island RR, derp-a-dur. Then they say "oh yeah, I forgot, I am an idiot". Then I say "I did't forget you are an idiot". But that isn't really what I am here to talk about. I want to tell you my favorite joke of all time. Learn it, commit it to memory. You can use it when you have a 5 minute plus UBER ride and you feel like talking.

The story goes that Attila the Hun used to collect exotic animals that he found during his conquests. He particularly liked dangerous or fearsome animals, and his favorite was a giant snake. He was so fond of it, it was said that he brought it with him on every campaign.

But his snake lost its appetite, and soon stopped eating altogether; perhaps due to the stress of frequent travel and an irregular diet.

Wishing to save his prized pet, Attila sought help from the local chirurgeons and witch doctors. None of them could do anything for him, until a wizened sage suggested feeding the serpent only young female virgins.

Attila was pleased with this idea, and was delighted to find that a city he had raided just happened to have a Christian convent with a convenient supply of the recommended food for his pet.

But the snake refused to eat, or even touch any of the consecrated virgins from the convent. Enraged, Attila sent for the soothsayer who advised him to have him executed.

Standing before Attila, the old man calmly said, "Before thou killest me, may thee first bring the snake and one of the women to me."

Curious, Attila did as he asked.

Then the old man took some bread and gave it to Attila.

"Now hold these in both hands," he instructed.

Attila did so, and as soon as he did, the snake let out a terrifying hiss, and swallowed the virgin whole.

To an amazed Attila, the old man simply said,

"Thy anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, Hun."

One of the best coffee shops in NE Ohio.

Great atmosphere and love the happy hour 3-6. Wish there was more seating available, particularly with outlets. But I like the coffee!

My favorite (and only) coffee spot. Great, super friendly service and the most perfect latte I've ever had.

Met here with someone who called this an amazing coffee place, and in my head I was all like, "Whatever, it's probably not amazing." I then took a sip of coffee and in my head I was all like, "Oh snap! This is amazing!" I should probably stop saying oh snap in my head and out loud, but the coffee is seriously snap-worthy.

Great coffee. A little more expensive than some chains, but it's good to support local businesses. Hard to find a seat sometimes, but I usually just get my coffee to go.

In the summer this is a great coffee shop location. But with all the windows it can get cold when the temps lower in the winter months. Good coffee there.

Addicted to the big chain *bucks coffee? Support your local shop, sometimes it's as good or better. Great coffee, and cool space to hang out.

Absolutely terrible! First, the lady that took my order was extremely rude and not helpful at all. Then I get home and my order is not right at all. Also, who doesn’t give creamer?? Never will I ever go back there again. Extremely disappointed to say the least 😩