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East Side Market

★☆☆☆☆ 1.0/5 (2 reviews)
224 Beach Rd, Ames, IA 50013 (515) 294-8887
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Reviews (2)

Gyro Zeppeli
Gyro Zeppeli
★☆☆☆☆ Jan 19, 1970

So basically the one time I went to East Side Market I left my credit card with the dude behind the counter and I nearly left it with him but he was kind enough to give it back to me. Anyways the food basically tasted like ash and I broke out in hives for a solid three weeks. But I'd definitely love to get in contact with the 5G aliens that are running this store. Ain't no planet X comin cause ain't no space cause ain't not globe earth. The 5G towers turned me inside out and also turned me into a woman but maybe that's a side effect of all the soy I've been eating. In fact, my dobonhonkeroos started leaking soy milk and after a few minutes they really started to hurt. Sub to my OnlyFans for more flesh turning inside out and Google reviews and I love lasagna

Chauncy J
Chauncy J
★☆☆☆☆ Jan 19, 1970

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