Slowbomb Coffee

Great people, great coffee ☕️

I regularly stop by SlowBomb. They are very friendly, the lattes are great and my dog loves the treats. It’s my go-to local coffee stand. I also love the picnic tables and the ability to sit outside and chat with friends who meet me there. You don’t see that at many drive up coffee stands.

Only things certain in life, are death, taxes, and the girls who work here saying exactly "WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEAVE YOUR TOTAL (short pause for emphasis) AS IS?" as soon as you hand them your card, begging for a tip. Then once they get their tip they will proceed to make your drink hastily and give you watered down coffee and sloppy mixed drinks. Try it out I guarantee this will be your experience. 😅
Edit: in response to your response, check my account if this doesn't sound like a legitimate review. I live next door to slow bomb, and previously had a decent review for you guys. After having the same EXACT experience multiple times including terrible watery coffee, and the same begging for tips, I actually found it quite humorous and left this review for posterity.

Just moved to the beautiful city of Portland and decided to try Slow Bomb. I loved the lattes that I ordered! So delicious and fresh! I received great customer service and from the time I ordered(at the window) to the time I received my drinks was so quick and efficient! I will definitely be back!
Thank you Slow Bomb!

Amazing coffee! The location is really cool and cozy. The owner and staff are very helpful and super nice. Definitely check this place out!

my friend were visiting from out of town and wanted to stop for quick coffee. the people working the shop were kind and patient and accommodated to our specific requests. i definitely recommend trying them!

Incredible coffee! I've had exactly one drink I didn't absolutely LOVE and I knew I was taking a risk, so no hate to the owner. I don't live as close now, and I'm sad that I haven't been able to go lately.

Awesome coffee! You must try this place! The owner spent a lot of time picking the perfect blend of expressing and there are super accommodating... Gluten free bagels, different dairy-free milks, so many different flavors and drink combos. Great customer service too! Will definitely be returning.

Excellent coffee prepared deliciously with fast service. If you want an egg sandwich, text ahead!

This place is so good. The coffee is delicious and not terribly overpriced like so many coffee shops and the ingredients used justify the cost. High quality all the way around. It’s a cute woman owned coffee pod that feels like a small town diner in terms of friendliness and knowing when you stop by the baristas know your face. My favorite coffee place in the Portland metro.