F-ing Bagels

So awesome to find a good bagel shop in the Upper Keys. Great selection of fresh bagels. The pumpernickel with lox and chive cream cheese was wonderful! Came with all the fixings too (capers, red onion, and tomato). My wife had the ham & Swiss croissant which she enjoyed. The gouda pastry was delicious as well. On top of the great food, the staff are super friendly! An all around great experience.

best bagels in the keys hands down!!!! they are super nice and friendly and the bagels are always spot on. if your in the keys and wants some bagels you should definitely hit this joint up

Great place we enjoyed it very much. The name is what got us there lmao. The service was awesome very friendly!!

Stopped in for breakfast, had a larger dog and they were more then accommodating! Owner was over the top friendly. Will be returning!

These are ok bagels. I would say a step above Starbucks bagels. Painfully slow . They have a sign that does state it can take up to 20 minutes when busy. It wasn’t that busy and it took longer. I get that it’s island time but that’s a little crazy.

Aside from the delicious baked goodies, the ladies there are absolutely sweet as pie! It was such a pleasure to be at such a wonderful and tasty establishment. Please make sure to try the elderly croissant!! It was to die for!! You can tell they pour their heart and soul on each delicious treat. Can’t wait to come back with the rest of the family!!

Came on Saturday afternoon. We were skeptical about checking this place out because of the mixed reviews, but I’m glad we did. Ordered a cinnamon raisin bagel, a cinnamon roll that was out of this world, and 2 bagel sandwiches with egg and cheese on an asiago cheese bagel that were phenomenal. Highly recommend this place, plus it was all reasonably priced given the fact that they are located in Islamorada. Can’t wait to stop by again!

Me and my wife stopped over for breakfast on the way to the Airport. We had a horrible experience. It would not be possible to get our 2 orders more wrong if they tried!!!

I asked for Lox with little cream cheese and tomatoes on a WELL toasted bagel with the insides taken out. My wife asked for a well toasted bagel with Eggs and a slice of Swiss cheese and tomatoes. I asked for a breakfast tea and my wife asked for a Chamomile tea. This order cost us $29!!

I received a warmed up bagel that was just cut in half with almost 2 inches of cream cheese.
My wife received a warmed up bagel with eggs, Bacon and American cheese. Plus she got a regular breakfast tea.

The guy at the counter was very courteous and friendly to his credit. He offered to remake our bagels again the correct way. I declined. My wife asked to change instead to a basic well toasted bagel with LITTLE cream cheese. After waiting for 10 minutes, she received a slightly toasted bagel with 2-3 inches of cream cheese!!!

As for our 2 breakfast teas, he stated that they didn’t have chamomile and thus decided to just give her the breakfast tea.

Despite all the mistakes, we were not offered any sort of refund or discounts. Not even a refund for the difference in price of my wife’s order which she downgraded to a basic bagel cream cheese.

The name of this bagel shop had us amused for a while till we learned that they mean it literally!!!

Such a cute little place with a great atmosphere and friendly staff! We saw them sponsoring our local football team and decided to try them out! So glad we did! Some of the best bagels we’ve ever had and having something unique was really nice! Can’t wait to eat there again!

Best bagel since my trip to NYC....Ordered a dozen for an event and was impressed with the freshness and the cream cheese options...you must try the jalapeno.

Also, the chocolate crossiant.....add those to all orders, trust me - delicious.

Thanks for brining NYC style bagels to Islamorada, this local will be back.