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The Human Bean

★★★★☆ 4.3/5 (100 reviews)
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5007 River Rd N, Keizer, OR 97303 (503) 689-1781 Website
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Reviews (100)

Tabrina Crawford
Tabrina Crawford
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

I need this place in Charlotte N.C.

Kathryn PDX
Kathryn PDX
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Sometimes I wake up with headaches and only strong coffee seems to bring immediate relief. This morning, the worst happened and I had no coffee in the house. I took a chance that UberEATS and The Human Bean might be a solution. Money well spent. Best coffee ever, arrived early, still perfectly hot. I'm a new regular customer of this coffee place, and would do this again in a pinch, gratefully. (Caramel Hazelnut Truffle or something like that.) High fives all around.

Colby Langbecker
Colby Langbecker
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Love the food

jameson downs
jameson downs
★★★★☆ Jan 20, 1970

Good.

Tim Gilbert
Tim Gilbert
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

It's always best to get coffee here these beautiful Ladies know how to make a cup taste so good..

waran dv
waran dv
★★★★☆ Jan 20, 1970

Good coffee. I did the drive through. Glad to see the menu at both the ordering kiosk and a lil before that. Helps reduce delay due to indecisiveness. Just one gripe. I got the hot mocha. But it came very diluted. Not sure if their standard mocha is supposed to be made with 1% milk. Perhaps asking that during the order helps. Coz in most coffee places their default is whole milk

Jean-Francois Durand
Jean-Francois Durand
★★★☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

I like the place like you like a Starbucks .. nos pastries just nagels and what ever that look like a cookie a d their hot coco is sweet and no strengh chocolat taste.. but at list you can seat down and enjoy the music and surf the web on your phone.

Breanne Lea
Breanne Lea
★★★★☆ Jan 20, 1970

Great coffee and staff. Only one complaint, I wish they blended their frozen drinks more thoroughly. Everytime I order a blended drink it's chunky and big pieces of ice get stuck in the straw.

Yudel Sanchez
Yudel Sanchez
★☆☆☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

Coffee over priced like Starbucks but more a Ma and Pa shop, the worst part is they knew their toilet wasn’t flushing for days and haven’t fixed it or placed an out of order sign. That’s disgusting

Marcy Jacobson
Marcy Jacobson
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Sophia, Aubrey, Tessa, Samantha, and Brooke, and ALL other employees we don't know your name yet...WE LOVE YOU ALL!!! You are the best Human Bean staff ever and always make our coffee right! We always know we will be greeted with a friendly smile. And shame on you customers for causing any discouragement or turmoil for these ladies!! They work their butts off and always do their best to provide the best. They are wonderful human beans 😉 Love always, Bret, Marcy, Sean (and Romi)

Daniel
Daniel
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Great coffee. Their cold brew was delicious.

Karen D
Karen D
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Been going here for years the coffee is consistently good, I don't go anywhere else now if I can avoid it.

Josh Bandfield
Josh Bandfield
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

These barista's are just plain old rad!! They work fast but they don't rush you and it's great customer service no matter how busy

Sarah Wayland
Sarah Wayland
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Met a friend here and it's a good place! Good interior and good coffee. Staff was sweet and made great espresso.

Chad Anderson
Chad Anderson
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Always a great place to go! Friendly staff, good coffee and pretty fast at making the drinks! Will be back!

Jason Pratt
Jason Pratt
★★★★★ Jan 19, 1970

Great coffee and super classy staff. Love Human Bean

Edward Klein
Edward Klein
★★★★☆ Jan 19, 1970

Nice place to hangout that's not Starbucks. Good coffee (not Starbucks), friendly staff, clean. Gave it four stars because the interior design is corporate bland.

Swat Watson
Swat Watson
★☆☆☆☆ Jan 19, 1970

Since when has HB started hiring rude, impatient employees? I just went to the Keizer location at about 7:30 PM on October 30. I went through the drive-through and the girl who served me was not only rude, she was impatient when I couldn’t take the muffin I ordered with my coffee fast enough. She was unfriendly, she did not smile and she did not say thank you. I used to go to HB all the time, but I’ve been going to Starbucks lately. I found I had a five dollar credit so I thought….OK… I’ll go back to HB. Now I know why I’m never going to go back. I expect to be treated with a little respect as a customer. Also, the coffee tasted burnt. I ended up throwing it out. At least I didn’t waste five dollars of my money.

Liliana Vazquez
Liliana Vazquez
★☆☆☆☆ Jan 19, 1970

I love human bean so I was willing to drive 15 mins from where I live in Salem to the Keizer location to get myself a hot coffee. Not only did the girl who took my order mess up my order, she gave me an iced Irish Creme Breve when I clearly order a hot one. Will not back to this location. It was a complete waste of money and it tasted terrible.

Lyndsay Wiilams
Lyndsay Wiilams
★★★★★ Jan 19, 1970

The people were very polite