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Hochatown Swamp Booger Mercantile, LLC

★★★½☆ 3.9/5 (79 reviews)
8891 N US Hwy 259, Hochatown, OK 74728 (580) 494-3150
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Reviews (79)

Leianna
Leianna
★☆☆☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

Boba was horrible. They were also rude and showed obvious signs that they did not want our business because we’re not caucasian. If you’re a person of color, do not come to this place. You will be treated poorly.

Cody Fields
Cody Fields
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Nice shop. Got alot of sale and lady seems nice

vishnu banda
vishnu banda
★☆☆☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

Artificial flavours with chewy boba

Kyle Hathcock
Kyle Hathcock
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Went inside just to look around and found out they made food. Stayed had dinner with the wife and I left that place so full I had a food baby going on.

Amber
Amber
★☆☆☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

NOT a good coffe shop. I ordered lattes and asked if they had whole milk. She said they had 2%, and I said that's fine. I was charged $4 for specialty milks. Asked for a cup of water and was charged $2. They were not lattes, they tasted like a little bit of badly brewed coffee in a big cup of milk. The place has cute Bigfoot decor, but that's about it.

Tara Phillips
Tara Phillips
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Love their Boba and chocolate

Michael Schreffler
Michael Schreffler
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Top-notch, vet-owned, tourist-type store. Fun items and conversion! Support a veteran and pick up something to remember big-foot!

Megan Herron
Megan Herron
★☆☆☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

Coffee is just as bad as the girl’s attitude that was behind the counter and she clearly didn’t want our business. No wonder there was no one at this coffee shop. Thankfully another business nearby suggested KJ’z in Broken Bow. Ten times better.

Celeste Lee
Celeste Lee
★☆☆☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

so we were craving boba and decided to try this place near our cabin, but this is definitely not what we thought we were getting. the menu is not what it seems. they did not have supplies for half of the items on the menu leaving us to order very limited items. the smoothies were made from powder and the flavors tasted very artificial. prices were also very overpriced and if you are craving boba, this will not satisfy. no matter how much you want boba, it's not worth it. i would give them zero stars if that were an option. there was not even normal tapioca boba available. we got a pinapple milk tea but when we tasted it, it was not even close to pineapple, it was banana. DO NOT GO THERE if you're on vacation in broken bow might as well wait for boba until you get back into the city. hopefully this is a warning.

Brian Lathrom
Brian Lathrom
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

The red velvet was great, as was the coffee and Boba. Staff was friendly. Cake was a little spendy, but what do expect in a tourist town. Buy into the gimmicks, Bigfoot needs a new cabin...

Kara McCain
Kara McCain
★★★★☆ Jan 20, 1970

Great fudge and bubble tea

Summer Bray
Summer Bray
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Best desserts ever!! Gotta try their huge swampbooger cupcakes 🧁😋

Chad Sweatt
Chad Sweatt
★★☆☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

I will start off with the positive. If you want fudge I recommend you check it out. It's really good. The BAD is the $10 small bag of cheddar and caramel popcorn I bought. I was excited about it because I thought I was getting some excellent quality gourmet popcorn. I put a big handful in my mouth and could not even bite into because it was so disgusting. Had to of been rancid. The rest of my family tried and agreed on this so it was not just me. Dont waste your money on this garbage popcorn.

Stacey Freeman
Stacey Freeman
★★★☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

Great service, milkshakes are super yummy and worth it but the cupcake and cinnamon roll were very very dry. We ended up throwing them away. Flavor was really good it just was soo dry, hard to swallow, unfortunately.

Devin Bridges
Devin Bridges
★★☆☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

horrible bobbas.

C P
C P
★☆☆☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

Coffee was okay. Out of almost all the sugar-free choices they had listed. The 2 employees did not like their jobs and it showed! A bit dirty and a bunch of odd and ends. Could be put together so much better and offer stellar things...but don't.

Jon Barney
Jon Barney
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Good protein shakes and iced coffee. Banana coconut iced late

Deb
Deb
★☆☆☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

Place looked almost empty inside, didn’t have tapioca for boba tea..purchased some taffy that wasn’t fresh and hard to chew..

Ralph Knight
Ralph Knight
★★★★☆ Jan 20, 1970

Went and got gifts for my friends.

Christin Williams
Christin Williams
★☆☆☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

Service was okaaay over priced drinks not worth your money the drinks were meh