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A haiku coffee review by lil Wayne for Laura This cost several billion $ for the feature I hope she likes it Poor old me With only 5 dollars Do I buy myself coffee? Or do I buy her flowers? She said her name was laura She got me coffee when she didn’t want to She didn’t pay me for this haiku She’s a kind person And made my day better But I wish she liquified the sugar And offered a batch sweater Beats Dunkin’ Donuts The couch is Amazin 5 stars for laura She doesn’t know who laura Croft is That’s just wrong No 🧢
“In the midst of construction chaos lives a bright and colorful cafe offering a pop of optimistic energy to those who wander in” The decor is sparse, colorful, simple and modern. The music plays at just the right decibel level to open your eyes an extra millimeter. The smell is of fresh beans brewing and pure unfiltered newness inhabit the interior ozone. The young lady working behind the counter was pleasant, soft spoken and certainly of the “decaf” variety. The setting was endearing and amazingly calming overall allowing for a momentary escape from the unpredictable beautiful struggle we all endure called LIFE… I went with a coffee and a delicious looking cranberry muffin that spoke to me from behind the glass. The coffee was pretty good….Not the best I had…but I’ve also tasted the finest beans from the rainforests of Nevada to the dry lake beds of the ancient Himalayan cities. Im no novice. The muffin was like biting into an IKEA pillow for those pillow biters out there. It was immensely fluffy with the perfect infusion of cranberries to give you the burst of flavor you need to provoke a follow up bite. The menu also included some delicious sounding smoothies which I watched being prepared and would expect nothing but fresh jubilance jumping from tastebud to tastebud after the meeting with your mouth. If you’re in the Johnson City NY area I’d suggest giving #BatchCoffee a try to enhance the quality of your day by 1.23% on average. Who doesn’t want that? Thanks for reading and follow @realreviewseverythjng for more of my babbling while I’m traveling and dabbling in some of the coolest places across the states. -ReaL 900,000 review views and counting !!! #cafe #coffee #newyork #johnsoncity #foodie #eats #lattes #travel #realreviewseverything
I pass by regularly but I was not a fan of the cold brew which I had tried Previously. Now I finally found what I like here.. Thanks to Sylvia who really went out of her way to accommodate me for my evening latte! The morning timber is so good!
Amazing service, very friendly, and very fast. Great coffee. Support locals!!
I'm not a big coffee drinker; here and there sometimes, but I was intrigued by the brown sugar cinnamon cold brew. It is the only flavored coffee I've had in which you can actually taste the advertised flavor(s), and they're subtle. Just a splash of half & half and it's very tasty. I normally have to add a lot of sugar because I'm not the biggest fan of coffee flavor, I didn't have to add any because all the flavors blend well. Will definitely have to come back and try other things.
Good coffee, and decent selection of grab and go items. An expansion of the menu to include the items offered at the other batch location would be amazing.