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CrashMurderBusiness

★★★★½ 4.6/5 (60 reviews)
312 Montezuma Ave, Santa Fe, NM 87501 Website
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Reviews (60)

AshleyMatthew Sewell
AshleyMatthew Sewell
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Neat atmosphere. Fun diversity of coffee (not your standard mocha place), which meant we tasted some neat flavors! Even a glittery unicorn drink for my kids!

Shannon Ferguson
Shannon Ferguson
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

This is a friendly and peaceful shop with interesting and delicious drinks. I stopped in midafternoon on a weekday, and it was very quiet, only a couple other guests, so it felt pleasant to hang out and read awhile. I liked the low key vibe, and I liked that it’s attached to some other businesses, including a little shop with chocolates and cashmere items that were interesting to browse. I had the beverage with Fox in the name, gingery and turmeric-y and creamy. All in all, a lovely experience.

Roger Paniagua
Roger Paniagua
★★★☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

I'm not sure how to order at these types of coffee shops,it would have been nice if the barista explained. They seemed burdened by my ignorance of espresso.

Erin Ortiz
Erin Ortiz
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Very unique lattes and coffees. I got the murmurations coffee and it was like none other I've ever had. Looking forward to trying a different one some day! It's a nice place to sit indoors or outdoors. And the barista was really nice and knowledgeable about the coffee and ingredients.

aurelia nerval
aurelia nerval
★★★☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

I love the name of this place and the idea of it. After reading the website i went in expecting the ambiance to be super groovy to match the name but turns out it's just a few chairs and tables in a hallway that leads to a sweater shop. Not very comfortable and a bit disruptive-feeling. The pink chandelier over the cash register is really cool and i wish the rest of the shop was designed to match it. The staff was friendly and music was great. The drinks were okay (wicked expensive for what they are). If the drinks were amazing or the venue was a hang out or if i was in the neighborhood, I'd go back but not as a destination. i love local businesses so check it out for yourself! Maybe it will be just what you need.

Christian James
Christian James
★★★★☆ Jan 20, 1970

I was so excited to try this place! Environment looked good and the drinks looked better! I noticed CMB pulls out all the stops and gives their drinks a color not seen in the competition. The hot chocolate didn't have this, sadly, but instead had a generous layer of whipped cream. It's a milk-based drink with powder/syrup chocolate flavoring. The whipped cream enhanced the flavor at first, but gave way to a watery finish for the last third of the drink. Definitely will return to try the rest of the menu.

Allison Theoret
Allison Theoret
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Super fun coffee choices!

Robert Sanchez
Robert Sanchez
★★★★☆ Jan 20, 1970

Food= coffee/tea. Was pretty damn good . I had 2 drinks, Their version of a London fog, and they crushed it. And a cortado. It was also really good 👍 my wife also enjoyed her drink.

Jonah Sage Dempcy
Jonah Sage Dempcy
★★★★☆ Jan 20, 1970

Pros: Great coffee, great vibe. Good music. Good date spot. Interesting drinks. Refreshing atmosphere for Santa Fe, unlike any other cafe here. Definitely worth checking out. Cons: Expect to pay a couple bucks more here than elsewhere. A dirty chai is $7.85 plus tip. Internet very slow. Could stand to have one less table and give each one a little more space. Overall the cons are minor compared to how cool this place is though!

Amanda Vestal
Amanda Vestal
★☆☆☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

The clever name drew us in, and the coffee options were intriguing. The service, however, was as cold as iced coffee! Neither of the baristas were friendly in the slightest. Find another shop in the rail yard district …the coffee was not worth the sour vibe. We had a much better experience at Opuntia, and more tea and food options as well.

Randy John Castillo
Randy John Castillo
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

This place is so unique! Fantastic food and these drinks are something else. You've Gotta try this place as soon as you can!

Wave Rayne
Wave Rayne
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Small, somewhat chic, and really cozy. Hang out and read with a cup of your favorite beverage or chat with a friend by the mock fireplace/ livingroom . It's utterly pleasant.

Viridianna Hernandez
Viridianna Hernandez
★★★★☆ Jan 20, 1970

I came here for the coffee and their menu seemed interesting…I like drinks with different ingredients in them so I was intrigued. We got 2 drinks and they were over the top with heavy flavors like sage and chili (and I love super spicy things) but flavors are supposed to be hints and not overpowering the coffee, in my opinion. I think most people feel that way, but to each their own. I tried a pastry and it was undercooked but still tasted good. I’d probably return for the burrito which was so good and that red salsa it came with was amazing.

Maura Carel
Maura Carel
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Hidden gem in Santa Fe! Great drinks and burritos!

Ann Trout
Ann Trout
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Friendly atmosphere and unique and very yummy drinks.

Lance Garrison
Lance Garrison
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

In town for a conference and love this place. Very cozy vibe and super creative menu!! Must go kinda place!!

Shae Coover
Shae Coover
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Lovely place to get coffee, friendly staff and great atmosphere.

Christine Wagner
Christine Wagner
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Very clever drinks with imaginative names one has to contemplate...fun fun fun...

Milica Cudina
Milica Cudina
★★★☆☆ Jan 20, 1970

The latte was decent. A tad weak. Seems like all the pastries are gluten free. Some suggestions for the management: post the pastry prices somewhere, don't train the new employees on the drinks you are selling to your customers, program the tablet to offer a receipt. Overall style with little substance.

E Cahill
E Cahill
★★★★★ Jan 20, 1970

Lovely coffee place with a fun concept in naming their specially beverages. I think the Lovelyness of Ladybugs (rose+matcha) and streak of Tigers (espresso & curry) are my fave.