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3.8

79 reviews

Amenities

  • Wheelchair accessible entrance
  • Wheelchair accessible parking lot
  • Takeout
  • Dine-in

Hochatown Swamp Booger Mercantile, LLC Reviews - 79

3.8
Quality
5.0
Location
5.0
Price
4.0
Service
4.5
Chad Sweatt

I will start off with the positive. If you want fudge I recommend you check it out. It's really good. The BAD is the $10 small bag of cheddar and caramel popcorn I bought. I was excited about it because I thought I was getting some excellent quality gourmet popcorn. I put a big handful in my mouth and could not even bite into because it was so disgusting. Had to of been rancid. The rest of my family tried and agreed on this so it was not just me. Dont waste your money on this garbage popcorn.

Stacey Freeman

Great service, milkshakes are super yummy and worth it but the cupcake and cinnamon roll were very very dry. We ended up throwing them away. Flavor was really good it just was soo dry, hard to swallow, unfortunately.

Michael Schreffler

Top-notch, vet-owned, tourist-type store. Fun items and conversion! Support a veteran and pick up something to remember big-foot!

C P

Coffee was okay. Out of almost all the sugar-free choices they had listed. The 2 employees did not like their jobs and it showed! A bit dirty and a bunch of odd and ends. Could be put together so much better and offer stellar things...but don't.

Lowell Price

Amazing gift section and an outstanding mocha frappe. If we ever come back down here, this is the place we're gonna get our coffee. Don't sleep on it. Don't cheat yourself, treat yourself.

Kyle Hathcock

Went inside just to look around and found out they made food. Stayed had dinner with the wife and I left that place so full I had a food baby going on.

Cody Fields

Nice shop. Got alot of sale and lady seems nice

Derek Stevens

Odd hodgepodge assortment of touristy stuff. Nothing they claimed to offer was very fleshed out or looked very appealing (the fudge and cup cakes particularly) and a lot of what they did offer was either not filled (numerous bins were empty) or they were out of it (I didn't ask).

The staff was friendly though, perhaps our visit was bad timing, but I can't recommend anyone stopping there.

Steve Stansfield

This was one of the best burgers I have ever had...and the onion rings were delicious too.

Ashleigh Hardwick

We stopped by for coffee on our way out from spending the weekend. There were a couple of girls behind the counter, not sure if they were owners or just employees but they were very hateful. They seemed to be annoyed with us and our questions we had about the coffee and pastries. It’s a really cool little place and we were super excited to end our trip with some good coffee and snacks but the staff was just so rude. I understand having a bad day and maybe getting burned out, but try and at least pretend to like your job to your customers. Won’t revisit.

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